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grappies / jokes
Group Founder: knormoer
Description: lang grappies droog grappies kort grappies en nog grappies
Group Type: Public 
Members: 9
Category: Fun > Jokes
fourteen (0) knormoer
Mommy! Mommy! Now that i'm fourteen can i wear a bra ? 'Shut up, Henry.
grandma's car (0) knormoer
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them a...
epol dieet (0) knormoer
Nou die dag gaan koop ek 'n sak EPOL hondekos by Pick 'n Payen terwyl ek so in die ry staan, vra 'n vrou agter my of ek 'n hond het.Sommer aspris, s ek vir haar:Nee, ek het nie 'n hond nie - ek begin ...
dorp word skuldvry (0) knormoer
Dis Augustus in 'n dorpie in die klein karoo. Dis droog, warm en die dorpie lyk verlate. Dit is 'n moeilike tyd, almal is in die skuld en leef op krediet. Skielik daag daar 'n ryk toeris op. Hy stap d...
brief aan pa (0) knormoer
n Pa loop verby sy seun se kamer en tot sy stomme verbasing sien hy die bed is netjies opgemaak en die kamer is aan die kant. Toe sien hy 'n koevert op die kussing... Dis gerig aan Pa. Met beklemming ...
grandpa's cellar (0) knormoer
This is why I didn't show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife's grandpa's cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the content...
what? (0) knormoer
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband ...
warm water met skuim (0) knormoer
Ek hou nogsteeds daarvan om my geliefde te bederf, as sy laat werk in die aande bel sy my en s sy is oppad. Dan tap ek solank vir haar warm water met skuim in. So as sy by die huis instap sy sommer da...
urangutangh reading (0) knormoer
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible andDarwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked theape, Why are you reading both those books? Well, said the ...
race horses (0) knormoer
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of themstarts to boast about his track record. In the last15 races, I've won 8 of them! Another horse breaks in, Well in the last 27 races,I've won 19!! Oh th...
kom stoot (0) knormoer
'n Man en sy vrou word wakker gemaak 3 uur indie oggend deur 'n hardegeklop aan die deur. Die man staan op en gaan maak die deur oop waar'n dronkie in diegietende ren staan. Die dronkie s hy het ieman...
Thai (1) knormoer
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an...
verkoopsman (0) knormoer
Piet kry werk as winkelklerk. 'n Klant kom in en vra vir 'n blikpruimkonfyt.Piet kyk rond maar kan nie pruimkonfyt kry nie. Jammer, mevrou, maar onshet nie pruimkonfyt nie. Toe die dame uitstap, roep ...
pull over (0) knormoer
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window...Pull over!No, she shouts back, a pair of socks!
hasie drink mampoer (1) knormoer
Da' bo innie Bosveld stap hasie eendag so deurie gras en kom oppe borrelmampoer af wat innie son gel het. Hy vat 'n paar slukke, ma' ie witblitsskop hom so lat hy net daar uitpaas. Jakkals kom verby, ...
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